Monday, June 20, 2011

MONDAY MOVIE REVIEW

Someone just told me recently that I am an unwanted "flooder" on their Facebook timeline and news feeds, that they cant stand to see every thoughts I post.  It was really something uncalled for since we were not that chum chum.  Good thing I found another avenue to share my so-called "spillovers."  Here's an encore of my Monday Movie Review for other unsuspecting followers to see haha...

Spain's highest grossing film of 2009, Agora is a historical biopic drama that shed light on how one woman's struggle and philosophy revolutionized the entire system of ancient astronomy, top billed by Rachel Weisz as Hypatia, a 4th century Greco-Roman intellect and helmed by acclaimed Spanish director Alejandro Amenabar. The film richly illustrates a tapestry of social unrest and religious turmoil. Highly Rec. 4.5/5
This film will surely fancy all spelunkers albeit be mesmerized by its panoramic three-dimensional rendition of gripping underwater adventure laced with suspense and drama. A well-crafted script with just about a handful of ham actors. 3.5/5. Be ready for that bucket of pop corn.
 
The kind of slasher film that got stuck in the 80's. Literally a film to die for, like watching a gory mocku-drama botched by high school students high on methane. Still thankful I survived watching the whole film. Tragic waste of time. 2.5/5. No need to add salt to finish the popcorn.
 
In the tradition of burgeoning bromance genre, this films cashes in on the ineptitude and misadventure of its main casts. The Hangover meets I Love you, Man. Only this time, Owen Wilson is nowhere in sight. LOL. Slapstick comedy at its finest. No wonder it feels like Hangover Pt.2. Andito pala si Zach Galifianakis hehe...4/5. More popcorn please!

Currently wreaking havoc on this weekend's US box office receipts, this film strangely exploits an invisible menace that looms on the horizon. Spoiler alert is an option but I dare not say for suspension of disbelief that Roswell and Area 51 still do exist. Go watch and figure! 4/5. Ubos na ang popcorn hehe
 
Capping off MMR with Dinner For Schmucks, a screwball comedy French remake. The deadpan humor really made me sick to my stomach. Sumakit ang ulo ko dito from start to fin. Cant accept the fact that Steve Carell and Paul Rudd agreed to be dragged into this whole complex hunk of poo. Really not funny. Just over the top "Hollywood funny." 2/5.
 

 
 
 
 

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